Archive for March, 2010

Beware! Obese people may sell sex for a piece of pie.

March 30, 2010 4 comments

It was on the headlines of many news websites all around: “Fatty foods may be addictive.” CNN states that, “Scientists have finally confirmed what the rest of us have suspected for years: Bacon, cheesecake, and other delicious yet fattening foods may be addictive.” Let’s clarify this… scientists have confirmed that fatty foods MAY be addictive, but they aren’t too sure? What kind of scientists are these? Since when does science equate to making assumptions and making a big deal about it on news websites all over the country? This isn’t fact, come back to me when you have the facts, until then I’m not interested in what something MAY be. Who’s the one on the caloric crack? I can tell you it isn’t me.

The science claims that high in fat foods cause the same brain reaction that cocaine or heroin might. The study found that when the lab rats continued to eat the food, it lead to compulsive eating habits and the obese lab rats continued to eat even when they were shocked. I guess when the scientists finally took away said food, the rats began to sell their bodies for more, right?

I understand that people may eat out of habit and could get addicted to delicious foods that aren’t good for them, but to compare a food addict to a drug addict is absurd. The day when you find a heffer on the corner of the street selling their body for a doughnut, is the day I’ll consider the similarities. Until then, let’s not compare the joy of eating a piece of cake with the joy of shoving a needle in your arm. The study is just ridiculous and the comparison made is crazy.

One of the scientists even went on to say that, “We make our food very similar to cocaine now.” Really? What white powdery food is he sniffing? I don’t know about you, Mr. Scientist, but I chew my food. This is just another excuse to use for all the obese people out there. Before you know it, there will be half-way houses for the obese and cleansing addiction clinics where they can go through their food withdrawal symptoms and discuss their problems at Caloric Crackers Anonymous (CCA).

Common people. How many excuses do we need to make for our actions? You are obese because you ate your way to obesity, don’t use the excuse that you were an addict and couldn’t help but put the food in your mouth. Take a stance and change what you have control over instead of handing your control over to an excuse of addiction.

Move aside Purell, this calls for clean shirts!

March 26, 2010 5 comments

It was etiquette taught to me when I was a child: don’t wipe your dirty hands on your clothes and it was just obvious to not wipe your dirty hands on someone else. I guess Mrs. Bush forgot to mention that to our otherwise classy former President George Dubya!

If you haven’t seen this clip, you should. It’s laugh-out-loud reality TV that only shows the true nature of our former president and his respect for the presidents before him. The clip shows former President Bush shaking hands with a Haitian and then proceeding to wipe his hand on the clean shirt of his predecessor. After all, who’s better to wipe a dirty hand on than the shoulder of former President Bill Clinton, goddamn democrats!

Now, I’m not the etiquette police, and I’m not, in any way, one to “hand” (pun intended) out advice, but you’d think that Purell would do a better job than any button-up shirt could. I guess not.

Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you former President George W. Bush. Please keep your shirts a safe distance away.

Words hurt, just like sticks and stones.

March 25, 2010 6 comments

This is The Honest Factor’s world-wide request to delete your account and never look back. Cyber bullies have no logic or sympathy and you are their target. With the internet being such a major part in how people, especially young adults, chat, bullying has escalated to another level that the law just doesn’t regulate yet.

Above is Alexis Pilkington, a 17 year old Long Island teenager who took her life this past Sunday following vicious posts made on her formspring account. What is so shocking is that even after her announced death, the posts continued. Anonymity is a funny thing and people continue to believe they can hide their faces behind a computer screen and post whatever they want without any repercussions. This superman feeling of being able to do whatever you want needs to stop and it needs to stop now.

I am disgusted to know how cruel people can be behind a computer. Words hurt, whether they are typed or spoken, and young adults need to realize that while the words are not out loud, they are calculated by the brain the same way.  Those responsible, and you know who you are, should be ashamed of yourselves. You will now have to live with a death on your shoulders and although you didn’t pull a trigger or commit a physical crime, your verbal actions drove a human being to the edge.

This is a plea to the government to start regulating cyber-bulling the way you would verbal assault. Teenagers, young adults and adults cannot go on believing the internet is a safe way to hide from the law and their actions need a punishment.

We ask that you sign the petition below to get the law changed to help protect those affected by cyber-bullying!



What are you feelings about this? How honest can you be and what is your HONEST FACTOR?

Joe F’n Biden!

March 23, 2010 14 comments

Now this, Joe Biden, is a big fuckin’ deal as you have yet again been caught with a mouth of a truck driver! Feel free to refer to the video above to catch our own “professional” Vice President putting a foot in his own mouth for the fourth time!

Now, don’t get me wrong. I curse with the best of them and I don’t believe he needs to act like Mother Theresa at church, but there is a time and a place for the f-bomb and a health care reform signing, where there were over four microphones in front of you, is definitely not the place!

Friendly advice, Mr. Vice President, we are in tough times and other countries hate us as it is. Do us a favor and keep your foot in your mouth and keep it there. We do not need you to continually make a mockery of this country every time you can’t handle your language. Yes, we knew this was a big f’n deal before you let us know during public TV.

To add, did you see President Obama’s face when he said that? This was a typical “ahh shit, not again! Please, just go behind me where you belong” face; the same face we have seen three other times. Biden, in the future, keep your mouth shut, you’re making a joke of the administration, the position you were sworn into and yourself! Thank you, kindly.

What did you think about this slip of the tongue? How honest can you be and what is your HONEST FACTOR?

Perhaps a Rock is Just a Rock!

March 23, 2010 3 comments

Do you know how many times morons place a burnt piece of nasty ass toast resembling the hand of God on e-bay only to turn around and make thousands by crazy Christians with excessive money and a loss of purpose? TOO MANY TIMES! Listen you crazy mother-fuckers, sometimes a burnt piece of nasty ass toast is just a burnt piece of nasty ass toast and perhaps, a rock is just a rock!

What rock, you might say? Well, I’m talking about a rock resembling that of a human skull! *dramatic music ensues* That is lying on the sea floor near Aruba! *music continues, getting louder* Must be Natalie Holloway! *fart sound*  What? What did you just assume? Oh yes, of course, because there are no other dead people in Aruba and there are definitely no rocks in the sea! Dumbasses.

Are we going to call the National Guards, deep sea divers and the FBI every time some idiot snaps a picture of a sea rock in Aruba? Yes, the rock is shaped like a skull, but the rock also resembles a bean (in my opinion), what are you trying to say here? Not to mention the emotional distraught this new “information” has brought to the family who is just trying to live with such a travesty.

Let’s look at the facts. The picture was taken over five months ago by an elderly couple with a underwater disposable camera. We’re not talking about high tech here, people. The mere lack of quality in disposable cameras are enough to question the validity of the shape and form of the said rock. And even if said rock is said skull, it doesn’t make it Natalie Holloway’s.

Rocks can take shape of tons of things. There are many rocks in the world and if look through enough of them, I swear you’ll find an exact replica of your own ass (go and try it!). If this rock was found in another part of the ocean, near a completed different island, would we bring in the brigade of divers? I don’t think so!

I’m interested in what the results come back as. What do you think of this rock? How honest can you be and what is your HONEST FACTOR?

Tiger Woods and The Seven Sluts

March 18, 2010 5 comments

Who the hell cares about Tiger Woods anymore, or better yet, who gives a fuck about his whores? Just when I thought this brigade of pathetic bullshit and excessive media coverage was over, I was knocked on my ass by an attention seeking cocksucker. Yes, you read right, a cocksucker… literally.

Somewhere along the way, during his crazy sex-fueled “addiction” (is that what they’re calling men with a hard-on now days?), Tiger Woods managed to get his ugly-ass a full-time dick sucker: a porn star and while the dust has settled, she just isn’t quite ready to let the attention go yet.

No, no, no, it ain’t over until she says so! Veronica Siwik-Daniels, who goes by the screen name Joslyn James, decided to post raunchy text messages, supposedly sent by Tiger Woods, on her website! Listen, lady (that’s an overstatement, I should just continue calling you a whore), TIGER WOODS WANTED TO PISS ON YOU! No one cares about his sexual endeavors with you, his expectations for that night or where he wanted to put his dick. Lastly, this shit is soooo last month, where were your text messages then?

Typical attention-seeking bullshit by a girl whose vagina looks like a piece of raw roast beef. I have an ingenious idea, how about you go get yourself a real job and stop working on an old story to ensue a career for you. According to CNN, her website said she “is now receiving many requests for personal appearances, television shows, film opportunities as well as product endorsements.” However, she isn’t quite ready to announce her next “career” move.

Well, duh. Wasn’t that her goal all along?

What do you think? How honest can you be and what is your HONEST FACTOR?

Howard Stern Bashes Gabourey Sidibe

March 11, 2010 9 comments

Dear Howard Stern,
You may be alarmingly thin, but you have class that of a boar. You are tactless and flat out rude. Gabourey Sidibe may be overweight (thanks for pointing out the obvious, I wasn’t made aware of this until YOU said it /sarcasm), but at least she has a future greater than yours will ever be and has more class than you were ever know. You have gone through your career flaunting scantily clad whores as you jack off behind your DJ equipment and probably not getting a inch closer to them, bashing people who are more successful than you, and being forced to SIRIUS… jealous are we?
The Honest Factor

Dear Robin Quivers,
I think Howard Stern has turned you into a monster. How dare you bash a fellow woman when you, yourself are no beauty. I have seen pictures of you, and believe you me, while you may not be comparable to the weight to that of Gabourey, you sure aren’t one of Stern’s spectacles in a bikini. There’s a reason you too are behind  four walls and DJ equipment. Let’s just remember that, yes?
The Honest Factor

If you have not yet listened to this clip, I have provided it to you above. Both Stern and Quivers went on to discuss the impossibility of Gabby finding any work in Hollywood after PRECIOUS, stating that her “enormous” weight will be the reason why she will never be in another movie. Do either of you remember names such as John Candy or Chris Farley? I don’t remember such weight bashing while they were making numerous movies.  Do you? Your commentary on Monday was just so childish, I’ve heard the same spats from school-grade children. You diss the poor girl and then have the audacity to bash Oprah. REALLY? Oprah? You’re a Grade-A jackass.

So, Mr. Stern, while you are safe in the confines of your radio station going nowhere but down, Gabourey will be signing roles in movies despite her size. I hope she proves you wrong and shuts you up, at least temporarily.

You, sir, are a piece of shit.

What do you think about this? How honest can you be and what is your HONEST FACTOR?

Lindsey Lohan Sues E*Trade

March 10, 2010 3 comments

MILKA-WHAT?! You heard it right, Lindsay Lohan is suing E*Trade after a commercial in which she thinks is taking a jab at her. Between the baby’s name being “Lindsey” and the “-holic,” somewhere this self-proclaimed diva thought she was the target to this otherwise very comedic approach to advertising.

Newsflash, there are MANY Lindsay’s in the world, darling. Do not compare yourself to other first-name-only celebrities out there. You are, in no way, in the same ranks of Madonna, Oprah or Cher, get off your high horse. You are Lindsay Lohan, the drug-addicted anorexic who ruined a semi-impressive career in .06 seconds flat.

People sue way too quickly these days and the money-sucking lawyers who take on such ridiculous suits are the ones to blame. I hope you lose, Lindsay, just like you have in life.

What is your opinion on this? How honest can you be and what is your HONEST FACTOR?

Farrah Fawcett Left Out of 2010 Oscars

March 9, 2010 4 comments

The 82nd Annual Oscar Awards Ceremony, as always, features an “In Memoriam” segment recognizing all those lost in the year between the last ceremony and the current in the field of movie entertainment. This year, the industry lost popular celebrities such as Patrick Swayzee, David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett and Dom DeLuise. However, the 82nd Annual Oscars missed Farrah Fawcett in their reel of past stars.

Their excuse was that not all celebrities are featured, but they were sure to add in the “King of Pop” in their segment, when his movie resume is not even close to that of Farrah’s. What a disgrace! Admit you fucked up and move on. Don’t feed us this bullshit excuse that ‘not all celebrities are featured,” when you were sure to include old people I’ve never even heard of and a musician who has nothing to do with the Oscars and probably never had the luxury of getting an invite to attend. Why jump on the MJ bandwagon and miss someone who was actually part of the industry?  Poor Farrah.

I’m sure she was rolling around in her grave when her own death was shadowed by that of a child molesting, prescription drug addicted, racially confused fool. But now, her death was shadowed by her peers and her memory was, once again, replaced by Michael Jackson.

I just wanted to express how disgusted I was with not only forgetting her, but making excuses that, in short, she wasn’t good enough for the reel.  Hey, OSCAR ACADEMY! You would have been better off admitting your fault!

What is your opinion on this? How honest can you be and what is YOUR honest factor?

Woman Charged with Beating Puppy

March 7, 2010 6 comments

Somewhere inside this heart is a soft spot for animals. I am usually unsympathetic towards many things, but innocent puppies are not one of them. How on earth can someone take a shovel to a little puppy, beat it to near death and put their head on the pillow at night? There’s a special place in hell for people like this, and there’s one waiting for Maria Aguilar.

If you haven’t seen this video yet, watch at your own risk. The disturbing video was taken by a neighbor after months of hearing painful whines coming from the Aguilar’s porch. The 11-month old puppy suffers from a hip fracture, a broken leg, three broken teeth and injuries to his ears. The poor English Bulldog named Spike also will be blind in one eye.
Punishment should be excessively severe for offenders such as Maria Aguilar (and even for her husband who did nothing about the abuse besides bring the pup to the vet a couple of times). I’d like to see how she would feel if I hit her in the face with the same shovel she attacked an innocent puppy with. What? was the unconditional affection too much for you – you piece of shit?
Sadly, this dirt bag will only face up to four years in prison. I say she should be severely medicated and then thrown in a padded cell the rest of her life because let’s face it, there is a few loose screws up there.
What are your opinions on this? Are you as outraged as I am? How honest can you be and what is your HONEST FACTOR?