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Tiger Woods and The Seven Sluts

Who the hell cares about Tiger Woods anymore, or better yet, who gives a fuck about his whores? Just when I thought this brigade of pathetic bullshit and excessive media coverage was over, I was knocked on my ass by an attention seeking cocksucker. Yes, you read right, a cocksucker… literally.

Somewhere along the way, during his crazy sex-fueled “addiction” (is that what they’re calling men with a hard-on now days?), Tiger Woods managed to get his ugly-ass a full-time dick sucker: a porn star and while the dust has settled, she just isn’t quite ready to let the attention go yet.

No, no, no, it ain’t over until she says so! Veronica Siwik-Daniels, who goes by the screen name Joslyn James, decided to post raunchy text messages, supposedly sent by Tiger Woods, on her website! Listen, lady (that’s an overstatement, I should just continue calling you a whore), TIGER WOODS WANTED TO PISS ON YOU! No one cares about his sexual endeavors with you, his expectations for that night or where he wanted to put his dick. Lastly, this shit is soooo last month, where were your text messages then?

Typical attention-seeking bullshit by a girl whose vagina looks like a piece of raw roast beef. I have an ingenious idea, how about you go get yourself a real job and stop working on an old story to ensue a career for you. According to CNN, her website said she “is now receiving many requests for personal appearances, television shows, film opportunities as well as product endorsements.” However, she isn’t quite ready to announce her next “career” move.

Well, duh. Wasn’t that her goal all along?

What do you think? How honest can you be and what is your HONEST FACTOR?

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  1. March 18, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    HAHAHA! OH MY GOD THIS HILARIOUS! WRITE MO' PLZ!This girl needs a perma-cock in her mouth!

  2. March 18, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    What else would be the purpose for her to make all this public? Leave this idiot alone, he has kids he gotta worry bout!

  3. March 18, 2010 at 9:56 pm

    love your play on words w. the title. He aint no snow white lawl!Think disney may pick up on this as a new movie?

  4. March 19, 2010 at 12:14 am

    this girl just wants more than a adult movie career and using it to her advantage, anyone would do it. Hes already in the shitter and the doghouse, nothing can make it worse than it is now.

  5. March 19, 2010 at 2:30 am

    I suppose everyone needs their 5 minutes of fame when not taking a shot to the face. She probably figured if she could bring a huge conniption fit just as Woods starts to get on the "rebound" then it will bring him down again, thus giving her attention.Probably figured if she told about it during the whole fiasco, she would have blended in with all the other women and not stood out.

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