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Perhaps a Rock is Just a Rock!

Do you know how many times morons place a burnt piece of nasty ass toast resembling the hand of God on e-bay only to turn around and make thousands by crazy Christians with excessive money and a loss of purpose? TOO MANY TIMES! Listen you crazy mother-fuckers, sometimes a burnt piece of nasty ass toast is just a burnt piece of nasty ass toast and perhaps, a rock is just a rock!

What rock, you might say? Well, I’m talking about a rock resembling that of a human skull! *dramatic music ensues* That is lying on the sea floor near Aruba! *music continues, getting louder* Must be Natalie Holloway! *fart sound*  What? What did you just assume? Oh yes, of course, because there are no other dead people in Aruba and there are definitely no rocks in the sea! Dumbasses.

Are we going to call the National Guards, deep sea divers and the FBI every time some idiot snaps a picture of a sea rock in Aruba? Yes, the rock is shaped like a skull, but the rock also resembles a bean (in my opinion), what are you trying to say here? Not to mention the emotional distraught this new “information” has brought to the family who is just trying to live with such a travesty.

Let’s look at the facts. The picture was taken over five months ago by an elderly couple with a underwater disposable camera. We’re not talking about high tech here, people. The mere lack of quality in disposable cameras are enough to question the validity of the shape and form of the said rock. And even if said rock is said skull, it doesn’t make it Natalie Holloway’s.

Rocks can take shape of tons of things. There are many rocks in the world and if look through enough of them, I swear you’ll find an exact replica of your own ass (go and try it!). If this rock was found in another part of the ocean, near a completed different island, would we bring in the brigade of divers? I don’t think so!

I’m interested in what the results come back as. What do you think of this rock? How honest can you be and what is your HONEST FACTOR?

  1. March 23, 2010 at 3:54 am

    It really does look like a skull though, you must admit! Though, some of the experts say it's most prolly not

  2. March 23, 2010 at 4:17 am

    Looks like a rock to me.It's one of those optical illusions which looks different depending on which way you look at it. You look at it one way, and you see a skull, you look at it another way and you see a rock. I'm sorry, but I really don't see how this could be a skull. 99.9% sure it's just a rock.

  3. March 23, 2010 at 8:13 pm

    Thats a skull, its gotta be! I can see teeth! But what are the chacnes its her skull.

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