Get on your A-game, BP!

You know, I thought I would be pretty late in discussing the events thanks to an oil rig explosion. I figured that, by now, this problem would have been resolved but as I sit here and type my heart out to you all, we are losing close to (if not over) 12,000-15,000 barrels of crude oil every, single day. This is a devastating tragedy that we’ll see the effects of for a long time to come and no one is doing anything about it besides watching the destruction it has caused. What. The. Fuck.

At this point, with the devastation that has occurred, you’d think British Petroleum would attempt to try every sound idea out there to stop this from continuing. I mean, this is simply ridiculous! I think the people who can make a difference within BP are busy sitting in their offices made solely of money, on a chair made of silver dollars, behind a desk made of the tears, blood and sweat of their under-paid workers. Well, hey, that’s why they don’t give a fuck! While we’re trying to save our country from a continuous spill of the sweet Texas Tea, they’re busy sippin’ on English Tea and munchin’ on crumpets laughing manically at the disaster they caused. Stop to think of the visual. Okay, back to reality. To British Petroleum, fuck you! I hope you choke on your crumpets and one of your misplaced, yellow TEETH! Take that you uptight, useless twat.

I’m so glad it took nearly two weeks (or was it more?) for President Obama to stand up and say, “wait, I just remembered I am the President of this country and it’s my job to step up!” Well no shit, what were you waiting for and what have you been doing the entire time this BS was happening? Did you think the Gulf of Mexico actually BELONGED to Mexico? HA! HA! HA! Even Kevin Costner has a solution and if he can handle a world entirely made of water and Whitney Houston, he can do this. Give the man a chance, hell, anything is better than staring at the disaster occur while you’re busy pointing fingers at WHO MAY be responsible.

To settle that, I’ll tell you who’s responsible: the idiot who didn’t think to put pressure valves at every 150 yards to hinder a leak or by the entrance of the hole. Genius, pure genius. Give that man a Nobel Peace Prize for doing nothing, we gave one to Obama so why the hell not! Now that we settled whose responsible, let’s work together on fixing this. Shall we?

What are your opinions on this? What are your ideas to fix this? How honest can you be and what is your HONEST FACTOR?